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I have never been fond of armpit hair on women or men. So I found this makeup trend strange and very very funny.
DYED ARMPIT HAIR

http://images.beautyandmakeupmatters.com/2016/10/Crazy-beauty-trends-Ever-Colored-Armpits-1.jpg

Banned for wearing yoga pants to a yoga class this is very confusing since everyone else was wearing yoga pants or shorts. The instructor said they where way to tight. I am a small and they where xsmall. Oh well, so I went to Neiman Marcus and got three more pair, since I am now saving money by not going to yoga class

@AndrewNadeau0
If it only takes 10,000 hours to master a skill why am I still so bad at sleeping?

@JimmyBauer
The main difference between a nudist and a streaker is speed.

@junejuly12
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. Rachelle and her kid are funny

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

Hi Kathy,
I thought I should find some guys in Loincloths, because you said even Krugs can rock a loin cloth These guys rock

Love this singer and this song. Alicia Keys Pawn it All
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=alicia+keys+pawn+it+all&&view=detail&mid=9764BFE56B428AEED7489764BFE56B428AEED748&&FORM=VRDGAR
Why do I keep falling in love with people like her?