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Homer Simpson:

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"Weaseling out of things is an important thing to learn... it's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

"Homer Simpson is not the kind of man that apologizes, I'm sorry that's just the way I am."

"No! No no no no no no! Well, yes."