I wish I had a brain that...

I wish I had a brain that could remember more about things. Seems when I finally solve a problem the data gets erased so that when others run into the same problems I just go DUH. Maybe I can come up with a weapon that can reset my mind. Something like the Head Hammer of the Elf. Maybe a spell that shoots a bar of soap into my ear and then gives my mind a good brain washing. Oh Oh I just had a brain storm. There is lightening flashing out of my eyes and water raining out of my ears. Think it is time for bed after I put my head in a plastic bag so my pillow does not get wet.