Just something funny

The Pope was visiting LA for an interfaith meeting and had to travel to San Francisco for a meeting on Global Warming. So a large black limo showed up at his hotel. The Pope smiled at the limo driver and said, "I have never driven in the United States or driven a limo, would you allow me to drive at least part of the way to San Francisco?" The limo driver said, "Sure you are the Pope so I do not think any thing bad will happen to us." About an hour later a highway patrol helicopter made the following report. There is a large limo going north on Interstate 5 at 135 miles per hour. The person inside must be very important because the Pope is Driving.

A teenager is driving his hot rod on a country road when he sees his friend on a bicycle. He tells his friend I have a rope in the trunk would you like me to toe you to town? His friend agrees and so off they go. As they approach town another teen pulls along side and challenges the first teen to a race. Forgetting that he is toeing his friend on the bicycle he floors his hot rod and the race is on. An elderly farmer in his field notices the race and calls the local police. The tells the person that answers the following. " There are two young boys racing down the road toward town doing 90 miles an hour and there is another kid on a bicycle attempting to pass them!"