Never been fond of armpit hair

I once heard of a service in Los Angeles that would provide dreadlocks for the nether regions.

The thought of what that would involve... I mean, the length of hair required, how to maintain hygiene and just the overall idea of the appearance of it fills me with dread. hur hur hur

Seriously though, dreadlocks in body hair is just really gross, imo. I've never been a fan of the hairy armpit look either, but it is definitively a trend now. Apparently actress Lola Kirke caused a kerfuffle at the Golden Globe awards with her hairy pits and her "F**k Paul Ryan pin. Even though I don't like hairy underarms for myself, I really don't see why it made such a kerfuffle ( I *love* that word!!) unless people were offended on Paul Ryan's behalf.

Kind of related, I remember coming back to work after lunch one time and seeing a male customer in the lobby wearing a tank top and shorts. Nothing wrong with his clothing but the amount of body hair it revealed (hair all over the place, from neck to toes) was just...wow. I was with a couple of coworkers and we were all surprised to see Bigfoot out and about, casually going about his business.

What a kerfuffle!

Kathy that is exactly the kerfuffle I am talking about the Big Foot Guy. I think if someone is going to wear tank top, shorts and sandals a little trimming of the long body hair is in order.

Another kerfuffle (super great word) is dreadlocks as suggested by ChickenGeorge. I think this might be difficult when the average length of hair down there is around 3 inches long and the longest is around 5 inches. OMG if you have hair there longer than an inch, shave it off, get it waxed, pull it out, but make it go away!!! Body hair anywhere makes me crazy. I have none and no one else should either

This all had me digging back to my Merkin Mod (with leaves for the Dryads) that I did as an exercise in modding the character generation process. I'm not sure I can find all the files, but I recall adding an option to the menu for choosing the other hair style.

I found this, but it looks like I never finished it, probably because I couldn't get the obscure function to work.

So Lili, NO body hair at all? Does this include eyebrows? I mean, I used to get my brows waxed every six weeks because uni-brow (and it hurt like a mother smurfer!) and I'd hate to think of getting all of the eyebrows waxed. Youch.

Dungeon Raider! ghastely, I like the way you titled the page for that mod and part of the title makes for a good word game too. Try saying thatch, match and the other word six times fast. I think calling it a "tongue twister" in this context would be a wee bit suggestive though.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Merkin is a fun and somewhat out the ordinary word. Could be a scary movie, too.

Revenge of the Merkin 2: The Merkining.
Merlin rocks a Merkin: It's Workin'!

Both rated "NS" as in not suitable. For anyone.

Blargh, I'm obviously in a wicked silly mood tonight. Apologies all around and I guess I should log out, but one never knows...I could also stay and be a lurkin'!

Okay, okay. I'm going and I promise to stop creating any more kerfuffles. *blush*

I have eyebrows, I should have said no hair at all from the shoulders down it is still a big ouch every other month

I wonder if my snow skis and surfboard hurt when I wax them? Does anyone know how to speak snow ski or surfboard?

It's only the latter that causes any pain.

And if it's any consolation, a blowtorch would be even more painful.