DS movie...

Alas, Shark. The once massive topic dedicated to this is gone.

Most of the good posts were lost during the database deletion... and I'm not really looking forward to the movie anyways (with what I've heard about Uwe Boll's movies). *sigh*

Yeah. It has a spiffing cast, but writing makes up the movie, no matter how many good actors you pull into it.

A little fact about the director: All of his movie's that he ever made are on the "Worst Movies of All Time" list. That's true. I didn't make it up or anything>it's a real fact.

Despite this, I will probably watch the movie when it comes out....

BUT NEVER FEAR!!!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS IN FILM SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, AND HE TOLD ME HE'D MAKE A DUNGEON SIEGE MOVIE SOME POINT IN HIS DIRECTING CAREER.

Here's a link to the site for a mafia movie he's making with his friends in college. Watch the trailers.

http://www.tediouspath.com/beantown/index.htm

One thing I've never really understood about movies is the fact that they're not ever really that tied to the story. I would expect the movie to run along similarly to the game, helping some people and bringing them along for the ride. Sure, it may take an hour longer, but it makes more sense to those who love the game and can memorize the plot. :P

Well that was a bit messed up... 8)8)

there is a movie trailer now, it can be found here.

i didn't like it so much but i watched it using my negative eyes...

if anyone knows a link to where you can download the movie it would be nice because this one is really slow...

I guess Hollywood have a couple of directors on call for when they want to make sure that a movie will fail. Some people seems to be economical masochists.

Ewe Bols movies are made because of this
1 Theyre cheap
2 theyre able to make a profit in Germany
3 Apperantly Germans have a screwed up idea of what makes a good actor (after all David Hasslehoff is considered an icon)

Please feel free to call my BS stereotyping for what it is BS stereotyping

i'm too tired to make something nice so i just copy/paste it from rpgdot.com

Cinema Blend posted a very intriguing article about six weeks ago. It chronicles how Uwe Boll and his investors actually <b>made</b> money by making poorly received (and receipted) movies! Apparently investors in Boll's movies had German law down pat:

Nobody see the movie in theaters. Let's not give Uwe any more money!

This should be a public information film..
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/53

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..never mind the weather, just as long as we're together!

How true this video rings. How true. I wish that every freedom-loving Dungeon Sieger to watch this, and ridicule Mr. Boll.

I may watch it, to redicule the inaccurate plot. :P

I seemingly cannot edit, so I meant watch the thing on Uwe Boll, not the movie. I recommend no one watch the movie unless you are paid to or threatened at gunpoint by Sjr.

I wouldn't expect the plot to mirror that of the game, but any sort of plot at all is helpful in a movie. I wouldn't pay to see it in a theatre, but I would be likely to watch at least some of it on TV. If only to make fun of it.

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette

/me imagines a bipedal cow with an AK-47, frothing with moooooo cow disease.

:thumbup:

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Your cow scares and confuses me. Sometimes milk does NOT do a body good. :P

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette

Hahahahaha.... Also a bit disturbing as well.... :P

ha,ha!
nice one, sjr.. :woot:

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..never mind the weather, just as long as we're together!

From this article

Let's hope, FB, let's hope.

Yes, hopefully the DS movie won't be a complete washout. But let's not all run out and see "Bloodrayne 3" or whatever. Vampire western indeed.

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette