Silly boys
| Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2007-03-16 16:57 | ||
Sol sent me a link to a site, and I thought I would share a couple of jokes I saw posted there... Quote:
A son asks "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." Quote:
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?""Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times." har har :P blogs: |
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:silly:
Ok the humor police have arrived.. :cop: :bat:
:hug:
That appliance one is waaaaaaay too funny... (strange that I would find the truth so amusing). :woot:
j/k
Now, don't make me get out sol's patented "supper soaker" and spray you with syrup, mr Shark....
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
Haha! So I spell like a crow...
Say, have you ever had shark to eat? I hear it is pretty good. Might be good with that maple syrup as well..
MMM, yum. That sounds pretty tasty.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
I think the humor police left..
That or we have their consent.
Consent, comshment. I fought the law! Power to the people...man.
goodness, I think I am really looneytunes right now!
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
Well, I would say that just about anything tastes good with some maple syrup added buuuuuuuuut... I (as a land shark) have a deal with sharks of the swimming variety: I won't eat them if they don't eat me. :mrgreen: That sounds fair doesn't it?
Hmmm. That makes me wonder what a "wabbit" would taste like soaked in maple syrup... it is "wabbit season" after all (bunny slippers are exempt of course). :silly:
I hear wascally wabbits are especially good with maple syrup...but I have a special deal with them too, unfortunately. I don't eat them and they don't eat me.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
That would be a wise deal indeed to have with the Rabbit of Caerbannog (as you know, it has a vicious streak a mile wide).
Vicious streak? Of course, just look at the bones! :P
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette