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ds satirical jokes inspired from political events in the USA

well... what a 4 years it has been for US politics! glad thats over and done with and we have a less insane man in charge of the most powerful country on earth but i couldnt help but make a few ds satirical jokes at the whole fiasco.

i suppose capitol siege would be a good name for a dungeon siege mod or total conversion of dungeon siege. maybe a total conversion of dungeon siege set in our world called capitol siege.

in capitol siege, you start out as a poor bankrupt farmer with a dead farm because of china with $0 in your inventory and you have to build yourself and your gear up, then go all the way to storm the capitol building as a heavily armed imperial trumptrooper. (oops star wars reference. hehe!)

also we can make a movie based on that total conversion too! and call it "in the name of the president, a capitol siege tale".

ok i think thats enuff with the jokes for now before our site gets flagged by the fbi for preaching far-right hate speech and inciting insurrection against the US gov now...

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Lady Femme wrote:

well... what a 4 years it has been for US politics! glad thats over and done with and we have a less insane man in charge of the most powerful country on earth but i couldnt help but make a few ds satirical jokes at the whole fiasco.

i suppose capitol siege would be a good name for a dungeon siege mod or total conversion of dungeon siege. maybe a total conversion of dungeon siege set in our world called capitol siege.

in capitol siege, you start out as a poor bankrupt farmer with a dead farm because of china with $0 in your inventory and you have to build yourself and your gear up, then go all the way to storm the capitol building as a heavily armed imperial trumptrooper. (oops star wars reference. hehe!)

also we can make a movie based on that total conversion too! and call it "in the name of the president, a capitol siege tale".

ok i think thats enuff with the jokes for now before our site gets flagged by the fbi for preaching far-right hate speech and inciting insurrection against the US gov now...

It would make an interesting mod Smile but who saves the country where is the good guy that defeats the Trumptroopers? Can not be Bernie Sanders, he can not pick himself up out of a comfy chair. Biden is not the type to use a sword, he tends to beat them into plowshares. Maybe Kamala Harris I bet she could swing a war hammer to great effect.

Oh it's perfect. We need a programmer to change the policemen's AI to always hit the player only once slightly and then back away again.
And once you're in the Capitol, there's a dungeon entrance to underground tunnels like in Castle Ehb, and you have to fight the Seck - which are the Reptiloids of course!

Lady Femme wrote:
well... what a 4 years it has been for US politics! glad thats over and done with and we have a less insane man in charge of the most powerful country on earth but i couldnt help but make a few ds satirical jokes at the whole fiasco.



I wouldn't be too sure on that statement Lady Femme, those Republicans are keeping their powder dry at the moment but when the proverbial hits the fan (and it will do) you can be sure the Republicans are going to make the most of it.

We Limeys reckon that its "The pot calling the kettle black" scenario again, Biden's a blithering idiot (Trump was as thick as a plank) and both of them shouldn't have been anywhere near the nuclear button codes. As for myself I'll give him 12 to eighteen months before those white coated medics put him out to grass, otherwise known in these here parts as sticking him in a padded cell for his own good.

I'm sure those Republicans are laughing themselves to sleep most nights, 4 years of past division and 4 more to come, good luck America, I think you're gonna need it.

bare_elf wrote:

but who saves the country where is the good guy that defeats the Trumptroopers?


i think u misunderstand the meaning of the term satire or parody. this total conversion would be from the perspective of the trump supporter and it makes fun of the trump doctrine, far-right extremism and trump related conspiracy theories through the eyes of a trump supporter themselves.
foerstj wrote:

Oh it's perfect. We need a programmer to change the policemen's AI to always hit the player only once slightly and then back away again.


nah... u just need to fight smarter by fighting strategically and tactically like u do in my mods for ds. u obviously dont rush the capitol building alone. the police will shoot u dead. instead, u are supposed to raise a rabble rousing mob and get them to follow u, so the police will be intimidated and will run away from u instead so u can now storm the capitol building that way. thats how u play the total conversion, capitol siege! Big smile

Krug could be the protesters since they throw rocks lol and i guess packmules can be capitol police...since they ran and hid and let the "Extreme Radical Group" inside the congress.
btw Trump was acquitted today! hoorah Trump! Tongue

Lady Femme wrote:

bare_elf wrote:

but who saves the country where is the good guy that defeats the Trumptroopers?



i think u misunderstand the meaning of the term satire or parody. this total conversion would be from the perspective of the trump supporter and it makes fun of the trump doctrine, far-right extremism and trump related conspiracy theories through the eyes of a trump supporter themselves.

foerstj wrote:

Oh it's perfect. We need a programmer to change the policemen's AI to always hit the player only once slightly and then back away again.



nah... u just need to fight smarter by fighting strategically and tactically like u do in my mods for ds. u obviously dont rush the capitol building alone. the police will shoot u dead. instead, u are supposed to raise a rabble rousing mob and get them to follow u, so the police will be intimidated and will run away from u instead so u can now storm the capitol building that way. thats how u play the total conversion, capitol siege! Big smile

yeah trump got acquitted.
AP News - 7 Republicans vote to convict Trump in impeachment trial
AP News - After impeachment acquittal, Trump remains dominant in GOP

ah well... Sad i suppose this means we can also look forward to a sequel. capitol siege 2 and in the name of the president: a capitol siege tale 2. lets hope the sequels are always crappier than the last one! lmao! Big smile