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A game called Insult PAM

Just thought I would introduce a little game for folks who might like games. One has to insult the person who goes before you (the Person Above Me or PAM). However this is not a free for all. There are some rules to this game.

Do not say anything that would be considered vulgar, or mean or spiteful.
Make your insults silly and farce-like, and/or farfetched and ridiculous.
Do not hijack this game for having a fight with someone. If you are angry about something use the PM system or complain to a mod (also via PM)
Do not swear, or otherwise violate forum rules.

example: if the PAM was in fact me, I would say something like...
The PAM chews gum and then leaves little pieces under seats all over town. Or
The PAM has a diet consisting solely of licorice, artichoke and peanutbutter sandwiches.

Get the drift? Ok PBM (person below me) sock it to me! Laughing out loud

Remember now, play nice or you get whacked with a newspaper!

The PAM that dresses like the tin man in the wizard of OZ and has a shiney tummy needs to see the tooth doctor.

The PAM pokes at me for my fuzzy pink slippers. Look at your own wee feet, PAM!

Those look like Kleenex boxes attached to this little elven feet! Smile

Elf Kisses the PAM's pink bunny slippers and wishes to trade in her cardboard shoes.

But PAM Pizza needs either bacon or pineapple too.

The PAM has a speaking style much like Yoda.

"Modding must I do know" :P Wink

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM has long and interesting conversations with tumbleweeds.

LoneKnight's picture

The PAM posts on threads that have been dead for years!

Sharkull's picture

The PAM has a picture in his siggy that is in conflict with the Rules.
Shark

Quote:
Signatures:
...
1. The combined size of all images is to be no larger than 400 px in width, and 100 px in height.
...
3. The signature height with images and text should in a 800 px wide browser window with normal textsettings be no larger than 120 px.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

Sharkull wrote:
The PAM has a picture in his siggy that is in conflict with the Rules.
Shark
Quote:
Signatures:
...
1. The combined size of all images is to be no larger than 400 px in width, and 100 px in height.
...
3. The signature height with images and text should in a 800 px wide browser window with normal textsettings be no larger than 120 px.

The PAM who is quite right! I tried to tell him that his sig was too large, he didnt believe me. Laughing out loud

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM who eats the frogs that sneak into salads aboard Qantas Airlines :P.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

PAM the Dire Wolf herder. Laughing out loud

The PAM sings show tunes in the library, whilst wearing a tophat and shaking a cane.

Loup_Ombrage wrote:
The PAM has long and interesting conversations with tumbleweeds.

You mean...they aren't supposed to talk back? 8O What am I hearing then?? :P Wink

LoneKnight's picture

The PAM who fixed his siggy before actions were taken.

Technically, the PAM (Person Above Me) was me, but thanks for the siggy change. Smile

The PAM has a used cotton ball collection.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who has a medical waste collenction :P

The PAM wears stripes with plaids. 8O

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who eats green SPAM and Bacon. 8O

The PAM sometimes trips on his toes, which is easy to do since his toenails are like 9 inches long.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

PAM the dynamic avatar. Cool

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM's custom siggy is SO last season :roll: :P.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

Loup_Ombrage wrote:
The PAM's custom siggy is SO last season :roll: :P.

The PAM who has no siggy at all! :roll: 8O

The PAM has a favorite song, by his fav band...Hanson!

MMMMMbop!!!! :P

(just joking in case anyone likes Hanson. But then they are sooooo last decade! )

*edit* Gosh, I just realized some of you are so young, that you would have been babies last decade. 8O 8O

To the PAM that confuses frogs with sheep. look very close and you will note:

1. Frogs have smooth moist skin without any hair and sheep do not
2. Frogs have webbed feet sheeps do not
3. Frogs can jump farm sheep are to fat to jump
5. Wolves eat sheep and frogs are not on the menu unless there is nothing else to eat.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who wears an elven tiara made of mitheral and poison ivy. 8O

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM covets the PA2M's tiara and constantly plots to steal it.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who was just eaten by solly for transforming his dragon-chow into an emu. Laughing out loud

The PAM has a giant wart on his nose that looks just like Frosty the Snowman. How...festive.
:P

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

PAM who eats yellow snow..... and sometimes brown snow! 8O Laughing out loud

Ewww, that's icky. The PAM makes spaghetti out of WORMS!!! 8O 8O

Now that is icky too! :P

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who eats moldy cheese, moldy bread, and moldy stewed monkey heads!!! 8O Laughing out loud

The PAM who made SPAM.

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