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A game called Insult PAM

Just thought I would introduce a little game for folks who might like games. One has to insult the person who goes before you (the Person Above Me or PAM). However this is not a free for all. There are some rules to this game.

Do not say anything that would be considered vulgar, or mean or spiteful.
Make your insults silly and farce-like, and/or farfetched and ridiculous.
Do not hijack this game for having a fight with someone. If you are angry about something use the PM system or complain to a mod (also via PM)
Do not swear, or otherwise violate forum rules.

example: if the PAM was in fact me, I would say something like...
The PAM chews gum and then leaves little pieces under seats all over town. Or
The PAM has a diet consisting solely of licorice, artichoke and peanutbutter sandwiches.

Get the drift? Ok PBM (person below me) sock it to me! Laughing out loud

Remember now, play nice or you get whacked with a newspaper!

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM's version of Robin Hood has the Merry Men joined by Groucho Marx.

The PAM is looking forward to receiving his degree in Earwaxology.

Strider978's picture

The PAM flunked out of the Earwaxology program. Wink

The PAM is really the Staypuff Marshmallow Man! 8O :P

/me builds a campfire, getting ready to roast marshmallows.... Wink

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who was one of the many deaths in the piano-playing incident... 8O

The PAM was, in fact, the piano player in said incident.

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM is a "Wilfull Volunteer" in the "Test" run by the TSMDSS (Tall Scary Men in Dark Suits and Sunglasses).

The PAM manages to trip will still laying in bed...very klutzy of you PAM.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who gets her hair caught in ceiling fans that are infested by angry koalas... :P

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM-demilich who got his glowy magical aura stuck in said ceiling fans :P.

While in his wolf form, the PAM enjoys a hearty bowl of Alpo. Mmmmm.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

Prismatic haired PAM. Laughing out loud

The PAM stands out in a crowd...mostly due to the bright yellow rainslicker and magenta galoshes he insists on wearing no matter the weather.

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM's socks walk themselves, as they have never been washed.

Oh snap!!! Laughing out loud

The PAM never wears socks at all, preferring instead to wrap his feet in endless layers of duct tape and aluminum foil.

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

The PAM who dresses like Uncle Sam. 8O

Loup_Ombrage's picture

The PAM put up a tent in the middle of a pedestrian crossing in order to "get a good view of the race".

Templarian Arch Sorcerer's picture

PAM: Loup, loup, loup egg and tomato (only sundays). Smile

The PAM screams out the word "gherkin" at inappropriate times....

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette

Sharkull's picture

The PAM (or should it now be PBM - Person Below Me, or PWPBM - Person Who Posted Before Me...) loves to ride her Unicycle in the snow, while yodeling at the top of her lungs. Laughing out loud

Hmm, with this new layout, I guess the Person Below Me worked that out pretty well. Nice work, PBM!

In all fairness though, the PBM only knows the information regarding yodelling ect because he is an undercover elf working for "SC", trying to determine who has been naughty...and who has been nice....

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette

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