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I was going to say things from the mind of a spammer, but then I thought to myself it would be easier to create these titles without a mind. So here are some giggles.

1. thruway Inaugurate all the changed to find onto shoes (driving directions to a shoe store in New York closed by hurricane sandy)
2. dean of ready-to-eat upon shoes not here boots (ready to eat sausage and ugg boots)
3. any water is not proof of shoes (the text of this message was about rain boots)
4. willy neilson song of boots (willy nelson's Highwayman song and ugg boots)
5. expensed on account of payday loons (a national payday loan chain in Greece)

That last one is a bit slippery since Greece defaulted on it's loans, I do not think I would cash a check there since the money is mostly valueless.

6. Gargle Oils battle with breath monster. I almost thought this one might be of value since it said monster and gargoyle (well almost) but it was a message about making mouthwash from products in the home. The gargle oils where mint, lemon, spearmint, peppermint and lime. would not recomment either of the next two ingredients lickwidd dishwisher soap (yes it said that!) or yarrow wood bark

I guess chewing bark can help woof woof mumble said the chewing dog.