Submitted by RSimpkinuk57 on Thu, 2018-06-21 08:39
A piece of software that stops people's computers from working is NOT a "virus".
A piece of software that admits the first piece of software to a computer is NOT a "Trojan".
When the internet grinds to a grid-locked halt due to the size of the first piece of software multiplied by the number of computers to which it is being sent simultaneously, that is NOT a "denial of service attack".
Not when the first piece of software is a feature upgrade or cumulative maintenance package to the Panes - or is that "Pains" - operating system from Necrosquishy, and the second piece of software is its Automatic Updates facility/app.
Could have fooled me.
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NB moderators, please remove this expression of opinion if it is out of line.
A piece of software that stops people's computers from working is NOT a "virus".
A piece of software that admits the first piece of software to a computer is NOT a "Trojan".
When the internet grinds to a grid-locked halt due to the size of the first piece of software multiplied by the number of computers to which it is being sent simultaneously, that is NOT a "denial of service attack".
Not when the first piece of software is a feature upgrade or cumulative maintenance package to the Panes - or is that "Pains" - operating system from Necrosquishy, and the second piece of software is its Automatic Updates facility/app.
Could have fooled me.
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NB moderators, please remove this expression of opinion if it is out of line.