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People NEED to feel self conscious, insecure, awkward and so on. Otherwise, the advertising companies can't convince people of their own inherent yuckiness and thus lose money. Besides, those stuffed girl heads don't sell themselves, you know!

To wit: (thumbnails)

Nobody loves a fat girl!
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Nobody loves a skinny girl!
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Kind of like Schrodinger's cat. If we sweep up some woman lying on the floor ogling shoes and stick her in a box with cookies, she could be too fat or too thin at the same time... Why it's mind boggling! Or something.
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Armhole odor
I'm trying to think of a person who might actually do this. Can't...quite...believe. Nope, it's just totally stupid. I guess they didn't have antiperspirant in the old timey days.

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A Grave Womanly Offense.

According to Merriam Webster, the word "grave" in this context means:

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So, just what kind of womanly shenanigans could a sensitive young wife get caught up in to commit such an offense? Was she guilty of treason? Or was it...murder!? (Professor Plum in the kitchen with a rolling pin??).

Apparently not. But I think it isn't a coincidence that her husband's name is "Dick".

Well, gosh!

*edit* Oops, I almost forgot. Here is "special" lipstick in GoT:
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Aww, just lovely. Reminds me of the pulsing color of the human blood.