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So, just what kind of womanly shenanigans could a sensitive young wife get caught up in to commit such an offense? Was she guilty of treason? Or was it...murder!? (Professor Plum in the kitchen with a rolling pin??).
Apparently not. But I think it isn't a coincidence that her husband's name is "Dick".
Maybe the shnanigans she was involved with was searching for something bigger and her husband discovered she had found another bigger DICK.
Maybe the shnanigans she was involved with was searching for something bigger and her husband discovered she had found another bigger DICK.