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Sand doesn't remove skin, it exfoliates helping to create a smooth complexion. Exfoliation is super important and one needs to get a hold of the best products. Find a really back to nature Nature Mage to brew you up some special potions and to research the right sort of "wellness" spells for you. Remember, it's important to emphasize the word Wellness, apparently it's the thing to say in these situations.

There's no excuse for skimping over health and beauty care, no one cares about dumb excuses. "There aren't any bathrooms except for the goblins!" OR "Oh, I'm busy out saving the world, wah wah wah." Get over the goblin's prying little eyes and remember...the world can wait, an adventurer's beauty regimen just CAN'T! That goes double for men! (I don't know why, I just felt like being "controversial").

Touching back on the subject of dating for a moment, remember there's certain rules of etiquette:

Don't literally climb onto the object of your affections, no matter how much you may want to "hit that".
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Don't openly gawk at an attractive person, it really pisses them off. Especially if you have a stupid look on your face. To catch a potential mate's attention, try to think of something charming and subtle, even if you don't know what those words mean.
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