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I was out on a blind date and after it was over I wanted to poke my eyes out. The guy was really cute and we went to a really upscale eatery, where most things on the menu where priced like BMWs. Things were going nicely when he said "Hey Babe, what do you like to do in your free time. I gave him a cold stare and said "My name is not Ruth and I do not play baseball so if you call me babe again..." Then I stuck the steak knife into the table and walked out...
Elf