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I too, am curious about smart pants. Do they make fashion choices for you? Or is their function more draconian, like not allowing you to wear white after Labor Day? Or maybe so other people can call the owner of the smart pants a "smarty pants"? Ha! I bet that's exactly the purpose of smart pants!

Although...hopefully they set themselves on fire also, whenever the owner of the pants tells a lie. Probably not though, as everyone in Washington D.C. would spontaneously combust.

Liar Liar, pants on fire!