Yup, I remember you - from way back... Christmas 1876, I believe - you appeared in an apparition of smoke from the campfire - old Bigmouth Bodkin still talks about how he swallowed his cup with fright..
(..he's lucky he can talk at all - it was a pint mug, and a pewter one at that!!)
y'know that old StD database is now considered one of the ancient treasures of the old kingdom... rumour is that it's buried in a vault somewhere and it's guarded by evil giant mutant vulture creatures with hideous grins and sharp spiky claws... me and some other elves was thinking of getting up a party for a quest to recover them, all we can offer is endless good company and lots and lots of foaming ale - whaddya say?
Yup, I remember you - from way back... Christmas 1876, I believe - you appeared in an apparition of smoke from the campfire - old Bigmouth Bodkin still talks about how he swallowed his cup with fright..
(..he's lucky he can talk at all - it was a pint mug, and a pewter one at that!!)
y'know that old StD database is now considered one of the ancient treasures of the old kingdom... rumour is that it's buried in a vault somewhere and it's guarded by evil giant mutant vulture creatures with hideous grins and sharp spiky claws... me and some other elves was thinking of getting up a party for a quest to recover them, all we can offer is endless good company and lots and lots of foaming ale - whaddya say?