Quotes of ages past

Just a random thread... if any specific quote from DS or DS2 really sticks out in your head from your fond memories, post it here. I'll start.

Ooooh! Look on my porch at the handsome dandies,
Seeking staves from the goblin's horde
Look how they hold their nose in the air,
Not so much as a blink, nor stare
Verna knows how to catch their eye:
Healing salves are here to buy!
Fresh from the pot are my potions made,
Goodies from your pouch I will take for trade ...

It's been so long since I have even been to that location, and yet her opening speech still sticks out in my head. Nice use of Iambic Tetrameter :P