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Submitted by bare_elf on Tue, 2012-11-27 18:01

I was going to say things from the mind of a spammer, but then I thought to myself it would be easier to create these titles without a mind. So here are some giggles.

1. thruway Inaugurate all the changed to find onto shoes (driving directions to a shoe store in New York closed by hurricane sandy)
2. dean of ready-to-eat upon shoes not here boots (ready to eat sausage and ugg boots)
3. any water is not proof of shoes (the text of this message was about rain boots)
4. willy neilson song of boots (willy nelson's Highwayman song and ugg boots)
5. expensed on account of payday loons (a national payday loan chain in Greece)

That last one is a bit slippery since Greece defaulted on it's loans, I do not think I would cash a check there since the money is mostly valueless.

6. Gargle Oils battle with breath monster. I almost thought this one might be of value since it said monster and gargoyle (well almost) but it was a message about making mouthwash from products in the home. The gargle oils where mint, lemon, spearmint, peppermint and lime. would not recomment either of the next two ingredients lickwidd dishwisher soap (yes it said that!) or yarrow wood bark

I guess chewing bark can help woof woof mumble said the chewing dog.

Elf

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Submitted by sol77 on Wed, 2012-11-28 02:22

I dread the day when there is a legitimate post. I hope it will have a good title...
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Submitted by bare_elf on Wed, 2012-11-28 02:42

sol77 wrote:
I dread the day when there is a legitimate post. I hope it will have a good title...

Do you mean a legitimate post with a strange title because we at times do have legitimate posts related to Dungeon Siege and from our Insane members :)that do have very strange titles.

giggle Elf giggle
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Submitted by sol77 on Thu, 2012-11-29 07:10

I mean a legitimate post in the approval queue. :P
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Submitted by bare_elf on Thu, 2012-11-29 15:57

sol77 wrote:
I mean a legitimate post in the approval queue. :P

well over the past year I have found 3 legitimate posts in the approval queue more would be nice true.
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Submitted by runiclair on Sat, 2012-12-01 16:22

Start using your imagination! Create and be amazed! Ok, I am here to ask you what is a legitimate post?
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Submitted by sol77 on Mon, 2012-12-03 09:17

That would be a post that is not from a bot or a spammer. Smile
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