The crypt of riddles...
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Knock, knock. Who is there?
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood..?
The big bad bat :crazyevil:
Why are manhole covers round?
That's the only shape that can't be turned and put down the hole it covers.
Q: A very long hallway has 1000 doors numbered 1 to 1000; all doors are initially closed. One by one, 1000 people go down the hall: the first person opens each door, the second person closes all doors with even numbers, the third person closes door 3, opens door 6, closes door 9, opens door 12, etc. That is, the n th person changes all doors whose numbers are divisible by n . After all 1000 people have gone down the hall, which doors are open and which are closed?
A: A door will only stay open if it is changed an odd number of times, i.e. it has an odd number of different factors. This only happens with the perfect squares, i.e. 1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81, etc...
:P
A wood-chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood-chuck could chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood.
What's black, white and red all over? (multiple answers to this one...)
a newspaper!!!
what did one frog say to the other frog??
Someone from the mafia, in a suit, who has just been shot. 8O :P
"Ribbit!"
King Tut died 120 years after King Eros was born. Their combined ages when they died was 100 years. King Eros died in the year 40 B.C. In what year was King Tut born?
A blushing Zebra
A panda bear with diaper rash
An orca who needs a napkin
A skunk after a tomato juice bath
yay well i am glad i got it right
ummm no the answer to mine isn't ribbit!!! guess again
It's not easy being green...(?)
Let's find some gullible princesses to kiss us!..(?)
I like flys! (says the green frog)
Uhm..... "Croak"? LOL. That's the best I got.
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
EDIT:
I'l go easy on you guys, this one took me a half an hour to figure out...
Answer to my previous post -
King Tut was born in 20 B.C. There were 120 years between the birth of King Eros and the death of King Tut, except since their ages only added up to 100 years, there had to have been at least 20 years when neither of them existed. This would be a period of time between the death of King Eros - 40 B.C.; and the birth of King Tut - 20 B.C.
<-- Genius!
:P 
question- what did one frog say to the other frog???
answer- gee we do taste like chicken!!!!
What goes "clop clop clop bang bang clipity clop clipity clop?
That sounds like a horse blowing a shoe.
No that is not right, however I do like the answer. Think more in the area of Quaker, Amish or Shaker groups and then what commonly happens between gangs in big cities
Lili on her horse Red, engaging in random acts of "ride by" mayhem.
What driver doesn't have a license?
Amish Drive-by!!!
Oh very good Lord Claw it is in fact an Amish Drive by shooting good job.
Bah, humbug. Amish people are too peaceful to have shootings. Perhaps pitchforkings...or barn raisings.
A golf driver. FORE!!
How do you resist fear to the point of even resisting a fear, terror, or insanity spell? :P
Alternative:
Time's fun when your having flies.
A screwdriver, but your answer is better.
TAS, no idea on yours.
You resist fear by disbelieving it. :P
Q: Why do we all drive on parkways and park on driveways? 8O
A. For the same reason we put cargo on ships and shippments on trucks.
B. For the same reason wound and wind are really 4 words.
I wound the wound with tape because to wind with tape will keep the dirt and wind out of the wound that has been wound.
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What is red and white and black and red and white and black and moves faster and faster?
A sunburned penguin rolling down a hill.
An ambulence that has been attacked by a giant squid. :P
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