bare_elf's blog

It has been such a very long time since I have been on a bicycle ride or even had time for a walk in the day light I have forgot how to do both. I have not been on IRC in so very long that I figure that people there must think I have fallen off the edge of the world. I wish it was last year on a nice summer day and my relatives where well. Then I would wish to be trapped in that exact time in a loop like in the movie "groundhog day" The only thing I would allow to go forward and not be stuck in a loop would be Playing DS and DS2 and this web site.

I was going to say things from the mind of a spammer, but then I thought to myself it would be easier to create these titles without a mind. So here are some giggles.

1. thruway Inaugurate all the changed to find onto shoes (driving directions to a shoe store in New York closed by hurricane sandy)
2. dean of ready-to-eat upon shoes not here boots (ready to eat sausage and ugg boots)
3. any water is not proof of shoes (the text of this message was about rain boots)
4. willy neilson song of boots (willy nelson's Highwayman song and ugg boots)

The Society of the Bald needs your support please answer the poll so that PhoeniX will not have to journey to Lord Hovart with only Merik to support him.

I know Thanks Giving is a United States Holiday, but most of us eat turkey, real ham or even prime rib for the people with money. The only place that Spam is served as a holiday dinner is Hawaii. So why is there so much spam in the site?

Now for a holiday spam recipe:

SPAMSGIVING™ Day Delight

There are times when you just have to look around and be thankful for what you have. And if you look around and see SPAM® Oven Roasted Turkey in your cupboard, you’ll really be thankful—and so will your family when they try this tasty twist on tradition.

Ingredients

If you are a turkey or know a turkey I recommend that you hide starting today as Thanks Giving is only a few days away. When Friday occurs it will once again be safe to come out of hiding.

Heyo Sickies
In one week twice meet we do. eeek I have turned into Yoda!!

If kittys in a mail box

or an iphone is worse