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Alexis the kite

It is very windy today and with Alexis being only 64 pounds and 4'5" tall I could fly him like a kite. Smile I will not do that because I would worry about the sting breaking and my son blowing away! Think we will go swimming instead. Smile


Mac and cheese is not a vegetable

No matter what my son says mac and cheese is not a vegetable. Thankfully he likes vegetable as long as they come in green and they can be eaten with peanut butter, catshup, chocolate, hot sauce, or any combo of. He likes peas and peanut butter. Celery and chocolate. Serrano or jalapeño peppers with hot sauce. Lettuce with catshup and so on. But he also says that mac and cheese is a vegetable because it has no meat in it and you can put peanut butter, catshup, chocolate and hot sauce in it. I HATE Mac and cheese!!! It is evil.


If you kiss a prince do they turn...

I know if you kiss a frog you get a prince. I have never had the desire to kiss an amphibian. Now what I am wondering is if you kiss a prince (also something I have no desire to do), do they turn back into frogs?


Happy New Year Everyone




do you have a female or male brain?

KT found this test and asked me to take it. I took the test 5 times. Once it said I had a balanced brain, half male and half female. So I took it again 4 more times over 4 days and each time it said I had a male brain. That seems logical since I like sports like football and rugby. KT took the test and each time she took it the test said you either have a female brain or you are a female. So I guess the test is pretty accurate. If you want to take the test to see what it says here is the link.


Help can not decide...

KT and I want to get new crop top hoodies with a thick fabric for colder weather. However we can not decide on the saying. Please let us know which you like.

1. Can not decide if I want to look like a snack or eat one.

2. Working out is fun but have you tried donuts!

3. Plays well with others Wink .

4. Cute but Psyco.

Please vote on which you like or if you have a better one post it.


Cat Jokes for Kathy from Kathy

Hi Kathy
KT has sent you some cat jokes.

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.



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