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if you could change 3 things...

If you could change three things, any three things what would they be. Does not matter if they are personal things or world bending things. I know what I would change but I will keep my mouth closed until I get some input from others just to see if I am on the right path. Wink

Elf

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Never been fond of armpit hair

I have never been fond of armpit hair on women or men. So I found this makeup trend strange and very very funny.
DYED ARMPIT HAIR Shock

http://images.beautyandmakeupmatters.com/2016/10/Crazy-beauty-trends-Ever-Colored-Armpits-1.jpg

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banned from yoga class

Banned for wearing yoga pants to a yoga class Puzzled this is very confusing since everyone else was wearing yoga pants or shorts. The instructor said they where way to tight. I am a small and they where xsmall. Oh well, so I went to Neiman Marcus and got three more pair, since I am now saving money by not going to yoga class Wink

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more funny bird noises

@AndrewNadeau0
If it only takes 10,000 hours to master a skill why am I still so bad at sleeping?

@JimmyBauer
The main difference between a nudist and a streaker is speed.

@junejuly12
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...

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a funny tweet.

@rachelle_mandik
i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. Smile Wink Rachelle and her kid are funny Insane

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Just a funny story

A 79-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. A gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few

seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her. After a short

while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to

apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone,

"I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,

it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's

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Loincloth guys for Kathy

Hi Kathy,
I thought I should find some guys in Loincloths, because you said even Krugs can rock a loin cloth Smile These guys rock Wink

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