"Triskaidekaphobia"-say that five times fast
Submitted by kathycf on Fri, 2017-10-13 17:24 | ||
Friday the 13th! OoOoOohhh, so spooky! Triskaidekaphobia is a fear of the number 13. The origins of this fear are kind of unclear. Coupled with the unluckiness of 13 is the belief that Friday is unlucky day of the week, hence the superstitiously bad news day, Friday the 13. Best to just stay in bed. Friday the 13th also happens to be a spectacularly bad day if you and/or your son drown in Camp Crystal Lake while teen camp counselors are making out and/or ignoring you OR if you happen to be a teen counselor heading up to Crystal lake to prepare it for re-opening after 20 years. (yes, that was a run on sentence, you darn grammar police). Anyway, it is also very unlucky for you, the aforementioned teen camp counselor to ignore the bajillion warnings from weird but well meaning town folk to stay the hell away from Crystal lake. so, if you happen to be somewhat stupid and ignore everything and everyone telling you to go home, just know...Things Will Not End Well For You. Really, Friday-13th just seems to be a very unlucky day if you happen to just be a teenager, so try to avoid doing that. And, well, *don't* have sex. Don't even think about sex! No such thing as safe sex if you happen to be a teenager on Friday the 13th, no matter what the year is. Especially if you happen to be a camp counselor and/or an attractive blond girl with breasts of ample size. In fact, I would avoid camping and being a sex having teen like the plague. But all is not lost, if you happen to be the semi virtuous Final Girl. If you aren't a girl (with any size bosom and/or virtuous) than I'm afraid you are just out of luck. Have a nice day! blogs: |
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It was also a bad day for the Knights Templar see link http://www.history.com/news/why-friday-the-13th-spelled-doom-for-the-knights-templar. The Knights did not all disappear however. More on that later.
It's true, I really don't like slasher movies like Friday the 13th but despite that I have decided to add in another special blog mascot. Not to be pedantic (as if, hurhur) but notice I said slasher - one who slashes, generally done with a machete. Not flasher - one who flashes, generally done with a raincoat sans pants. Just in case we have any gutter minds hanging about. Which, now that I think about it, would probably just be me so...yeah.
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Jason says...
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This video pretty much sums up almost all Friday the 13th movies as well as Scooby Doo cartoons. Except for the end part with Velma. I've never seen that in any Scooby cartoon. Ruhrow!
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Wow, I just got a sick feeling. Am I the only one to remember (or even know about) Scooby Doo? Jinkies! Say it isn't so.
If you've made it this far...have a cookie.
My opinion on the prevailing reason for triska-whatever as well as Friday being a bad day is primarily religious in nature. There were 13 people at the Last Supper, one of whom betrayed Jesus, as well as Jesus being crucified on a Friday.
A somewhat similar religious situation occurs in Norse mythology with Loki crashing a party of 12 other gods at Valhalla and (because he was a dick) arranges the assassination of Baldur.
Lili also mentioned Friday the 13th being a bad day because of the Knights Templar, many of whom were arrested, tortured and executed on Friday the 13th of October 1307. This was arranged by King Philip IV of France (also quite a dick) who had various economic and political reasons for getting rid of the Knights.
Well, have a nice day!
P.S. My middle name is Pedantic. Why I call myself kathycf instead of kathypf is anybody's guess. :P
The cartoons that is. I've not watched the movie and don't want to.
And wasn't Mary Magdalene at the Last Supper too, which would make 14, or have I got the story quite muddled?
The series was ruined when they added Crapp(er)srappy Doo
Mary magdeline was originally a Disciple until some seriouse editing was done at the council of trent @891 AD 9 or first Laterin council)
Make my cookie Chocolate Chip Pleeeeese
Well.
I am relieved to know I am not the only one to remember Scooby and the gang. I was feeling a little old.
I didn't especially like them, but the show always seemed to be on. I ended up watching it, but all the episodes were out of order and aired at random times. And the movies? Oh, no. Just no.
Velma was the real brains of the operation and the rest were riding her coattails. Daphne Schmafnee (and yes, the green eyed monster was with me until I got contacts and ditched the Velma glasses. Who's the cute one now Daphne?)
I also could never understand why some teenage guy would wear that stupid ascot? Plus Shaggy always seemed dirty and came off like a creep. The dude ate dog food! Anyway, here comes the extremely long winded part of the post.
The Christian perspective on Friday the 13th *does* seem to be popular. I've compiled some supporting information, but personally I have changed my mind about the origins of Friday-13 fear.
Here is what happened. Loki showed up at the Last Supper and was his usual dick self. The rest is one big hand-wave. Time for some Scooby Snacks and cookies!
When did the Last Supper occur?
Maundy Thursday
What day was the Last Supper
Mary Magdalen
Secrets of Christianity?
Friday the 13th
Quote:
Friday the 13th Superstitions Rooted in Bible and More
Is Friday the 13th "really" bad or are superstitions playing with your mind?