Talking about rare birds
| Submitted by bare_elf on Fri, 2016-11-11 16:24 | ||
Was having a chat with the famous (in his own mind) bird hunter Pierin Taered about rare birds on the beach at Meren and he said he could not find the Panagonium Forest Pecker. I explained to him as best I could that if he went up the elevator next to the armor shop and entered the cloud forest he would have no trouble finding the silly bird as it was on the path to the Temple containing the Meren Stone. However all he did was whine and through his hands in the air complaining about bandits, pirates and other things. I told him that if he would stop calling himself famous I would fetch the bird for him. blogs: |
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Yet another one of those lazy npc's.
WoW had some really great examples of laziness. "Go talk to person a". Well, yes, but person a is standing 3 feet away from you, person b. Can't you go talk to her yourself? No? Well, this quest is worth 500 xp so there's that at least. Then another quest pops up. Person b demands you return to person a to report to him what she (person b) just said. Again...they are only 3 feet apart...
Then they tell you another quest: Go fetch 10 pristine buzzard asses. The catch is, not every buzzard will even HAVE an ass, never mind a pristine one. What kind of buzzard would actually have a pristine ass anyway? Talk about your rare birds...I mean, come on! Besides, what do those lazybutt npc's even want with buzzard asses, pristine or otherwise?
NOBODY KNOWS.
*sigh*
And I thought I was as mad as a hatter, you've got a large dose of election fever girls and I don't know where the antidote can be obtained from.
I know the antidote! A blast from the past, it's "Boogie Fever" {I hear it's going around!}
I'm diggin' those 1970's hairstyles and fashions (what?! sometimes I like all that retro stuff...):insane:
/me grabs her Mac Daddy Hat of Procurement and struts off.