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Submitted by bare_elf on Tue, 2017-03-28 22:00

In Spring time do not ride a yellow bicycle.

Wear a tank top this color yellow.

Clean your bicycle with an orange oil degreaser.

Or you will surely find you self being chased by things like this and if you stop they will be sitting all over you.

Elf

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Submitted by sigofmugmort1 on Wed, 2017-03-29 11:14

Innocent And that's why when I go camping and someone asks what's the best Bug repellent My reply is Earth tones,as well as unscented soap/shampoo/deodorant

Citrus, flowery scents and colors = bug acting like Shark

Insane Dwarf
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Submitted by ghastley on Wed, 2017-03-29 12:44

... of those did you just do?

Elf <- Oh noes, yellow!!
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Submitted by bare_elf on Wed, 2017-03-29 13:40

ghastley wrote:
... of those did you just do?

Elf <- Oh noes, yellow!!

All of the above. Now all I need is a net and I can start my own hive Wink
Elf
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