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Mac and cheese is not a vegetable

No matter what my son says mac and cheese is not a vegetable. Thankfully he likes vegetable as long as they come in green and they can be eaten with peanut butter, catshup, chocolate, hot sauce, or any combo of. He likes peas and peanut butter. Celery and chocolate. Serrano or jalapeƱo peppers with hot sauce. Lettuce with catshup and so on. But he also says that mac and cheese is a vegetable because it has no meat in it and you can put peanut butter, catshup, chocolate and hot sauce in it. I HATE Mac and cheese!!! It is evil. Evil
Maybe I should try hot sauce and Serrano peppers in it? I know peanut butter and chocolate would make it even worse!

Elf

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Nope not a vegetable Smile

My boyfriend hates mac & cheese also. I don't get it, it's probably one of the most innocuous foods around. Me, I just hate on liver and other organ meat things. One day I was wandering by the meat aisle while shopping and I was confronted by a package of tripe. A big off white puckery looking glob of tripe.

It's an ugly, ugly horrid kind of thing. Sick Shock

bare_elf wrote:

Maybe I should try hot sauce and Serrano peppers in it? I know peanut butter and chocolate would make it even worse!

Elf

Great. I think I will probably vomit now.

kathycf wrote:
My boyfriend hates mac & cheese also. I don't get it, it's probably one of the most innocuous foods around. Me, I just hate on liver and other organ meat things. One day I was wandering by the meat aisle while shopping and I was confronted by a package of tripe. A big off white puckery looking glob of tripe.

It's an ugly, ugly horrid kind of thing. Sick Shock

bare_elf wrote:

Maybe I should try hot sauce and Serrano peppers in it? I know peanut butter and chocolate would make it even worse!

Elf

Great. I think I will probably vomit now.


Kathy I do not like innocuous food. I also really detest organ meat things, also other organs like eyes and well other things wink wink, do not belong in your tummy!

Organ meat stuff really is gross. People eat cow tongues. Has anyone seen a cow tongue? I grew up on a farm, so...yeah. *makes hurking noise*

Cow Tongue is totally scary, got licked by a calf once and I got very very hurky.
barf

Cow tongue is horrible as are brains(a zombie I am not). Mac and cheese is great you can use other pasta like shells, sharp cheddar and swiss are a nice combo and if you like spicy use pepperjack

Dwarf

Skirt Steak, mashed taters, and fried brussels sprouts. Love brussels sprouts anyway they are cooked except when boiled to mush. Had to get lots of brussels sprouts because Alexis is a midget cabbage lover. Sorry that is what he calls them. Hope I have enough bread crumbs!
Elf

We got so busy with school things and other things Alexis and I forgot to eat dinner. It is 9 o'clock now so guess it will be ice cream, and cookies with a giant glass of wine for me Smile and a tiny one for him, same size glass but it is mostly water. Do not tell him. Wink

Elf

I want ice cream now. Coffee w/ Oreo cookies smushed in it with just a touch of hot fudge sauce.

kathycf wrote:
I want ice cream now. Coffee w/ Oreo cookies smushed in it with just a touch of hot fudge sauce.

Don't forget the rum with the coffee ice cream and hot fudge.

For breakfast today Alexis made Waffles topped with Guacamole, Bacon and Crunchy Peanut Butter. Insane They look ugly, but taste pretty good. Shock If your not to sober, so I had mine with an Irish Coffee (heavy on the Irish). Wink He is at school, Now its lots of coffee with sugar, half and half. Only half day of school today Dance , bike ride planned, can not cycle unless sober! More coffee elf, more coffee!
Elf

It is chicken and rice soup, not chicken and mice soup, so you do not need to check the traps in the garage for mice Shock So dinner tonight will be Chicken and rice soup. Grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches (with out sand or witches) and a beet salad. You can not beat a beet salad Oups

The Elf runs away giggling and punning Insane ly

Get rid of the TOXIC beets and that sounds good

the Dwarf wonders if the Elf has been to Xanth recently Tongue

Dwarf

sigofmugmort1 wrote:
Get rid of the TOXIC beets and that sounds good

the Dwarf wonders if the Elf has been to Xanth recently Tongue

Dwarf

The Elf has not been to Xanth in quite a while Dwarf Wink

Elf

Tonight for dinner Alexis made Red Chile Chicken Enchiladas, Kathy and Jacky picked up both Spanish rice and refried beans from Lulu's restaurant. All I need to do was open the wine and eat. I can do both of those things with style Smile No beets tonight Dwarf Oups
Elf