Just a word of warning.

I had an appointment with my primary care provider a couple of weeks ago. My boyfriend had suggested I ask her about medical "plants", because of chronic pain. I was all flustered to bring it up, but I'm glad I did. She recommended I try CBD oil first, since getting a prescription for the actual plant is costly and also because the facility I go to is federally funded so she wouldn't be able to write the prescription. Plus I can't inhale smoke and the stuff (edible as well as smoke-able) one can buy legally in Massachusetts is taxed to hell and back. Don't know about the costs in other states.

Here is a somewhat "censored" quote from this article from Prevention Magazine.

So this CBD stuff is supposed to help with pain, as well as anxiety and depression. Seems right up my alley...

Aren't you glad I chimed in with my comment that doesn't really have all that much to do with your blog post??!! I haven't gotten stuck by magnetic jewelry in a chair...yet!!

You really should look into the magnetic jewelry. Most of the time it really does work for me. Also most of the cost is covered by my Medicare Account, and you do not need to keep getting refills either. The CBD oil makes my tongue itch. Maybe I should put it in an incense burner!

That doesn't seem good. The oil might not smell too great in an incense burner. I read that some of the oil used is olive oil. Your house might smell like burning salad!

I have another appointment with my PCP the end of March and I will mention magnetic jewelry to her. The problem is when I was sick a few years ago, my C4 vertebrae was very badly damaged from infection and had to be removed, so I get a stiff neck almost every day and it feels like the pain spreads all the way up the back of my head, sometimes lasting all day. It makes me a sad panda.

Gosh, I'd love to continue to be so cheerful, but the effort is a pain in my neck!

Pain in the neck! Get it? ahahaha. so freaking witty !

You ought to think about hitting the stage Kathy, with all that wit running around your head you could end up becoming famous, or maybe you could end up in a straitjacket locked inside a padded cell for your own safety.
What does a PCP do in the states kathy?, is it a medical person because I've never heard of it before, I'm assuming that you're not talking about any illegal substances so I'm guessing it must be something medical.

Moros, Kathy and I would never use Ill Eagle substances. The only ill eagle I have ever seen was in a wild animal rehab center. Yes Kathy is a very witty person and could be famous. Maybe she already is but uses a different name when she performs. Maybe she is really Sarah Kate Silverman, because the wit is similar.

So you guys know when I say how witty or cute I am that I'm just kidding, right? I mean, it's not that I'm not witty or cute. I just don't like to brag, ya know?

I am a Kathleen, not a Sarah Kate. I could be a Kate but I am a Kat, Kitty, Kathy and "Hey You!" instead. In school I was lovingly referred to as Four Eyes, because I wore glasses. Now, Four Eyes. That sure is some wit, right there.

Moros, a PCP is a primary care provider. Whomever you see for medical needs, for example I go to a nurse practitioner.

Does that mean that people like me who wear bifocals are Six eyes?

I like my LPN.

Where have you been my six eyed ? I think the eyes have it!

I've always been very nearsighted but started having problems reading up close and having to hold things at a distance. The eye doctor said that I was still young to have that happen but I guess I've always been an overachiever. (not that I am still young, I am just not old)

Then I had cataract surgery a couple of years ago ( also on the young side for that...) and now I don't need glasses or anything. Yay! Well I need them to use the computer but still. It's SO nice not to have struggle with glasses and contacts.

Kathy
So after cataract surgery did you go running about saying BYE FOCALS?

When I was your age, I was already twenty years older!

Get off my lawn! Or that green blur where the lawn used to be.

I actually told two little kids to get off my lawn when I was 28. We had just bought the house and those rascals were rubbing all the shiny off. That reminds me...

I will remind you Elves live quite a bit longer than humans about 600 years in the wild. A little more than half that when living in the human world. So what is your age in elf years? Mine is about 72.
Human years 29-55 = elven years 71-250

So if human years aren't the same as elf years, and dog years are different, too, and Dog's a wolf anyway then how old would I be as an Elf in Dog years?

I'm starting to think that rocket surgery would be easier.

Ah, you guessed correctly. I am definitely between 29 - 50, in human years. Ghastely, I think you must be be -23 years of age. I completed the different formulas for each type of year and that's the result I got and my math skills are incomparable... (they're incomparably bad)

Because you figured out Ghastley's before you could cisely do the math and this message is after your message (Post). My postcisely calculations put Ghastley's age at a negative 24. So our calculations are in the same ball park. What ballpark I sadly I could not discover. Now on his next birthday will he be a -22 or a -25?

As long as they have hot dogs, does it matter which ball park? And how old are their hot dogs? In elf years, of course.