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Hi Kathy
KT has sent you some cat jokes.

What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

It rained most of the day, was also not very warm, plus a few thunder storms. So we spent the day in the hot tub. Drinking wine, playing our version of underwater table tennis.

When the two elves went for a bicycle ride this morning it was 42 degrees. So Kathy Too and I had several layers of tops and bottoms on and where still feeling the chill. However we saw two women and a man out running. The women where wearing short running shorts and sports bras. The man was in short split leg running shorts, thats all he was even bare footed. When we passed the Sunday Farmer's Market we saw a good number of people cycling home with groceries, wearing tank tops, shorts and sandals.

587 Treaty of Andelot: King Guntram of Burgundy names cousin Childebert II as heir

1291 Eleanor of Castile, wife of King Edward I of England, dies in Northamptonshire. Crosses are erected where her body rests on the way to London.

1443 Albanian George Kastriotis Skanderbeg and his forces liberate Kruja in Middle Albania from the Ottomans and raise the Albanian flag.

These things might actually have been important

Happy Thanksgiving to all the humans who visit Siege the Day. For all the turkeys that visit here, I am very sorry you are the food of choice on this holiday

1. Aging: eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

2. The easiest way to find something that's lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

3. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you?

4. A penny saved is a government oversight.

5. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

6. He who hesitates is almost certainly right.

Oh yes. Ooky

Lyrics so you can sing along to the Addams family TV show theme.