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I was in a Starbucks coffee shop and there where two people having an argument. The woman jumped up grabbed her coffee and yelled at the person still sitting down "Did your mother have any children that lived?" then stormed out the door. I never thought about using that to end an argument, but I will put it my book of useful phrases.

Hamsters go to the gym and ride stationary bikes to no where.

Hedgehogs ride their mountain bikes up and down steep narrow trails jumping over obstacles.

The Elf and 3 Hedgehogs wish you a happy 4th of July. The hedgehogs also wonder if you have any water melon or colorful berries.

Happy Summer everyone.

It is best friends day, make sure to tell your friends that you care about them. Give your best friend a big HUG.
Remember “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

How Hedgehogs Got Their Name Hedgehogs got their name because of their foraging habits. Hedgehogs search through hedges looking for food and insects. As they move through the hedges, they emit hog-like sounds, hence the name ‘Hedgehog’ Number Of Hedgehog Quills Hedgehogs have between 5,000 and 7,000 hollow quills. The quills do not have barbs. So I guess hedgehogs do hog hedges when looking for a meal.

The weather has been very spring like for the past 4 days. Sunny and temperatures between 76 and 81 degrees Fahrenheit. It was 76 today and tomorrow the forecast is back to winter, cloudy and 63 degrees, a drop of 16 degrees! Easter will be back to 79