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Dear Ankle,

Stop being such a baby. You and Knee had the same problem as Spine last year, but they are doing alright. You, Ankle, are annoying me with your "Oh, I'm hurting" nonsense.

Stomach, you really need to stop being so loud. The last thing anybody wants to hear in a quiet area (LIKE THE LIBRARY!) is you grumbling and gurgling. I'll get you some food when I can! Gosh! Such drama!

Speaking of drama, Uterus. Yes, I'm talking to you. Knock it off with the "Pay attention to MEEE, I'm crampy!" junk. Nobody but nobody likes a drama queen, ya know.

Love, Me

P.S
By the way, Cat...stop with the hairballs already. I love you, but gross.