Best books you will never read....
| Submitted by kathycf on Thu, 2007-04-05 20:09 | ||
I started a thread elsewhere about made up book titles and authors. Just because...um...no real reason I suppose. Behind the Refrigerator door: A mystery by J. Swanky Swankerman Showerstall Mildew Self help section: From the Modern romance section: The Laundry basket: Poetry of the soul by Fallacy McBride. Cough, Hack, Cough: The unofficial biography of the Marlboro Man by C. Garette ------ These weren't mine, I just really liked them Nine inch Snails-attack of the flesh eating Slug By Slimy Grimes Stoned- a hippies guide to geology How to get out of town quickly - C.U. Later blogs: |
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Figured I would share some with any book lovers here.
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WooHoo! Now we know what the "CF" stands for! :P
Life and Love in the Swamp by Ally Gator
Layers: a guide to dryer lint by Electra Lux
How To: yellow snow calligraphy by Dick Johnson
LOL! Good ones, Sharkull.
Er, yea the "CF"...it does have a certain ring to it. :P
Potatoes and You: How to make friends with starchy tubers by Pat Tatoe-Chip
Yes, I WAS going to eat that! by Moll D. Breade
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
here are a few more
poetry for the restroom
A stream of gold by I P Freely
Romance
Morden Love by Taar
Education
How Dryad's make babies by Oak near the river.
Ooh, I remember this!
lol, nice. Here is another-
GRRAAIINSSS: The Vegetarian Zombie Cookbook by Dade Manne
For books you will never read here are a few found on Bored.Com
The Palace Roof has a Hole by Lee King
The Paper Route: Avery Daye
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch
The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter
The Porn Queen: Mona Lott
The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe
The Great Flood: Noah Zark
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox
The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad
The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp
50 years in the saddle by Major Asburn
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore
Hehe, those are quite funny.