Don't eat that, you don't know where it's been!
Submitted by kathycf on Sun, 2019-01-20 06:12 | ||
From time to time our beloved website receives an influx of spam. These tricksy spammer types have their ways, and can sometimes be funny. BUT DON'T BE FOOLED!! Don't eat the SPAM! They have BAD intentions! Quote: Natural breast Implant Surgery - consume A Firmer and Larger Bust Quote: apple booty. . blogs: |
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For me spammers: They're full of SHIT (Special High Intensity Training). SHIT to annoy us royally and stupidly!
I imagine spammer prison would look like this
https://www.brandchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/spam-cans-shelf-600.jpg
Most of the SPAM is absolute garbage. I'll take this opportunity to remind folks to *not* respond to the spam messages and of course, don't follow any links.
Nonetheless, some of this stuff appeals to my weird sense of humor...although I am still not sure what an "apple booty" is. Also that narrows the field down. What about raisin booty or apricot booty? What kinds of bathing suits should they wear? Hmm?!
Although I am hearing good things about breast butt enhancement. Or is it butt breast?
Some of the worst are the ones that make their screen names a link
A few spam posts actually offered good advise. Like drink water instead of soda if you wish to weigh less. Stopping smoking will make you live longer. Problem is that the good advise is written by out of work water cooler salesmen that can not afford cigarettes and suffer from hair loss and E.D.
Diet Soda has and ANY artificial sweetener have been linked to obesity especially in the young as they slow the metabolism and increase calorie retention
For years, I was an avid Diet Coke drinker. Now I haven't had soda in like 3 years or so. Soda (both diet and regular) is acidic, which is bad for teeth and stomach. Water is best, but it's hard sometimes to drink enough without running to the bathroom 100 times a day.
I do use Stevia in my coffee, but that is supposed to be natural. Along with quarts of half and half. Just ask Lili
I always thought running to the bathroom 100 or more times a day was just how things where. You mean it is caused by water!
Any kind of liquid will work, especially if you have a bladder the size of a peanut.
:P
*edit* I must go to bed, I'm falling asleep while trying to type. Dang
don't you mean pee nuts?
Yes, I did actually mean pee-nuts.
Not the variety one might care to eat, but perhaps our spam bot friends would like some.