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Sol sent me a link to a site, and I thought I would share a couple of jokes I saw posted there...

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A son asks "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?""Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

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Slang...All the cool kids do it.

A while back a few of us discussed slang in all it's wondrous glory. If you will remember, I expressed some sort of old person dismay regarding all this terminolgy and oh so cool abbreviations. Well, now I gots myself my own defintions so nyah.

ZOMG
oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol.

"zomg u teh very cool lolz!1111oneoneoe"

snancy
pimp, cool, lovely, and neat-o. especially used in relation to the way something looks: an aesthetic judgement. (etymology: a congruence of the words "snazzy" and "fancy").

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Um, ok. Was I too harsh?

I don't know how well known it is that I like to read, ALOT. I also do a bit of writing (mostly sad poems that I am embarrased for most people to read...) So I belong to a forum for reading and writing. People can post their own personal short stories and poems if they like and elicit feedback from other members. This is something I came across today that was just...simply amazing!

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The Trilogy
I have recently devoted 3 months of my life to writing this masterpiece if you wish to call it. I have carefully thought out every aspect of the story before beginning. Over the next several months I will post 2 sections at a time of this historical landmark in literature. A new unique style personally developed by myself. For the past 7 year I have worked on creating a new style of writing and I finally have achieved this great feat. Hopefully you all will appreciate the art which I have innovated into literature. I hope you all can comment suggestions or anything else you have to say before I go worldwide and publish it. Thank you and here is part one. Enjoy!

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Happy Valentine's Day

Whether you are single or not, warm thoughts and warm wishes on a chilly Valentine's Day.

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52 weeks

Tomorrow marks my one year anniversary as a member of Siegetheday. It has not always been a great year, but being here has meant more to me than any of you could know. Thank you all very much.

Solly, remmember chatting for hours on IRC? You were the reason I joined this site. I had joined Herena Forge first, but you (and Lili, Firebat and Sara) were some of the first people to make me feel welcome both at the Forge and on IRC. Of course, there are so many other wonderful people I have met since being here, and too many to list all by name. So I guess you guys can all blame Sol for me being here.

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I wish

I wish...

serenity to those who worry
joy to those who weep
nourishment to those who hunger
love to those who yearn

and

calm to those who grieve.

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Should old acquaintance be forgot?

Happy New Year everybody and may 2007 bring health, happiness and good fortune. Here's a toast to all the new friends I made in 2006 and looking forward to the friends I will meet in 2007. Cheers!

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